Is pettiness a character flaw… or the fuel behind some of history’s biggest moments?

In Chief Petty Officer, comedian Vix Leyton turns spite into strategy, exploring the small, stubborn, gloriously petty acts that have shaped history, politics and everyday life. From colonial governors starting wars over chairs they weren’t allowed to sit on, to revolutions powered by tea, salt and spreadsheets, to modern protest driven by empty seats and TikTok teens, this is a sharp, funny comedy lecture for anyone who’s ever thought, “No, actually — that’s not on.”

Smart, irreverent and quietly political, Chief Petty Officer blends stand-up, true historical stories and modern culture to argue that pettiness isn’t a glitch in the system — it’s often the petrol that’s driven pop culture and history forward, for better or worse.

Welsh stand up and consumer talking head Vix Leyton is the creator of the hit live panel show Comedy Arcade and her debut solo show Antihero earned strong critical acclaim. Known for sharp storytelling, big laughs and turning everyday irritation into something oddly empowering, Vix brings the audience in on the joke - and then makes them complicit.

Perfect for die hard petty people, fans of Radio 4 comedy, history podcasts and stand-up that makes you laugh first and think later. And 50 Cent. He'll love this.

Petty. Powerful. Probably justified.